March 2012
February 2012
society: hey if you ever want to talk i'll always be here for you.
depressed teenager: okay, thank you.
depressed teenager: hey, im having strange feelings, i need help.
society: what an attention seeking whore. like if you want attention, just say it. suicide isn't funny.
depressed teenager: *attempts suicide*
society: we said we'd help. i feel terrible.
When People are about to fight,
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1. You have the instegator
2. The hype man
3. The Crowd
4. The Fighters
5. The Cryers
6. Then Me
laughing medicine here!!
me on my period
me: why the fuck can't i have a penis
me: why the fuck does everyone feel the need to piss me off
me: why the fuck is food so beautiful
me: why the fuck don't guys have to go through this shit
me: why the fuck is world war 2 going on in my stomach right now
me: when the fuck is menopause
Meeting favorite band member
Band Member: *walks by*
Me: Hey! Do You have a minute?
Band Member: Yeah of course! What do you need?
Me: I just wanted to take a picture c:
Band Member: Oh sure!
Me: *takes picture* ohh...
Band Member: hm?
Me: The lighting sucks, here lets go towards the fence
Band Member: Haha! Okay! No problem!
Me: *takes picture* still sucks! here lets go to that car
Band Member: uhm...okay? but it's running and
Me: Shhh *takes picture by car* STILL SUCKS! URGH Here in the trunk would be the best
Band Member: Ya'know, aha, i uh, think you have enough pictures i gotta get back to the tour bus, i just gott-
Me: GET IN THE FUCKING TRUNK SLUT
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member:
Me: please.
I love Tumblr. You can say "asgfdhgyukdas" or...
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